my parents invited my crush so they could let me and her get closer, little did i know they planned this, while we slept they transformed into our bodies and left so they could live young, “i’m a fat loser babe!!” she exclaimed, “they couldn’t at least turn me into dad” i said as my mom
My parents always lectured me to be careful about the gender flu, and a new strain was just discovered that will impregnate you if you catch it, I had caught it over night and when I walked into the kitchen in the morning everyone’s jaws dropped “what’s wrong? Why is everyone staring at me”
