Thank you again to everyone that kept voting for me in the AltPorn Awards Presented by Bad Dragon! That’s my award and goodie bag made it to Scotland from the USA!
My parents always lectured me to be careful about the gender flu, and a new strain was just discovered that will impregnate you if you catch it, I had caught it over night and when I walked into the kitchen in the morning everyone’s jaws dropped “what’s wrong? Why is everyone staring at me”